Because hair doesn’t grow on steel.

Obviously.

It’s a well known fact that I would drop Shawn in a heartbeat if Chuck Norris said:

“Hey Kim, there’s an open spot on my beard. It has your name on it.”

Don't question our awesomeness or my photoshop skills. We will kill you for a cookie.

I love the shit out of that man.

Want to know how the obsession came about?

You’ll just have to head on over to Alison’s blog Mama Wants This to find out.

I know that you’re dying to know.